Before we Begin
(Unlikely Items You need)
First off, allow me to say a few
things on cleaning house. Cleaning can be very theraputic, especially
when it's done and you can sit back, light some candles and
pour a well deserved glass of wine or beverage of your choice.
Wine is good, I like wine, but I digress.
I've been married for a very long
time (17 years at last count). And no matter how I've tried,
my man just doesn't get it when it comes to house cleaning.
My son doesn't get it either. Not many men get it. If you're
a man and you get it then I applaude you.
Somehow, much to my chagrin, I
am the maid. If I could afford a house keeper, I would certainly
get one but it's not in the cards right now. So I have come
up with the most important item that makes ME feel better while
I clean. AND, it may help YOU to feel better while you clean
The number one most important
thing to have while you clean is....a TIARA!
That's right, a tiara. You may have never worn a tiara in your
life, which is why right now is the PERFECT time for you to
crown thy self.
Tiaras aren't just for prom queens
and princesses and her majesty herself during tea. It's for
all of us. Those who scrub the bathroom, the kitchen, the yucky
grimey crevices only you know to clean.
I discovered the glory of the
Tiara one day while on strike against my family back in LA.
I had put signs on my car: This Wife is on Strike due to unfair
Labor Practices; Equal Cleaning Equal Chores; No Help No Peace.
Honk, If you're a mom tired of doing everything. (Let me tell
you, I got a lot of support on the 101 freeway). On my lunch
break, I stopped by a Magic Store and purchased a Tiara which
I wore home and decided that no matter what I am the
Queen, Damn It, and if I have to do all the cleaning,
well then I will do it with style and grace.
Be good to yourself...buy a Tiara